i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
muahahah, of course. :) I’m well, just doin meee!