shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
nickonearth asked: Ive been good how are you?! Keep up the good work haha :)
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via godmoves)
been weeks since i’ve done anything on a computer. well, get ready. i’m back.
nickonearth asked: Heyyy
Back from my retreat. It sucked. Some aspects were fun, but im not one for opening up for other people. The food wasn’t bad, and the activities weren’t that bad either. There were these rope courses we had to complete as a ‘team’ and somehow they were supposed to tie into our lives. Ummmm, I am normal, and don’t think that anything along the lines of straddling ropes...
bamabelleraisinhell: kim k wears the most unflattering clothes while pregnant..
rough-reckless-wild: I’m probably going to fall in love with you if: you’re an asshole you’re gonna leave me you think you’re hot shit you’re never going to love me You have multiple tattoos.
i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
i am so jealous of europeans three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine except three hours away
*puts on horror movie* fuck this im out