May 2013
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
nickonearth asked: Ive been good how are you?! Keep up the good work haha :)
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“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via godmoves)
hello tumblr.
been weeks since i’ve done anything on a computer. well, get ready. i’m back.
nickonearth asked: Heyyy
Back from my retreat. It sucked. Some aspects were fun, but im not one for opening up for other people. The food wasn’t bad, and the activities weren’t that bad either. There were these rope courses we had to complete as a ‘team’ and somehow they were supposed to tie into our lives. Ummmm, I am normal, and don’t think that anything along the lines of straddling ropes...
bamabelleraisinhell:
kim k wears the most unflattering clothes while pregnant..
rough-reckless-wild:
I’m probably going to fall in love with you if:
you’re an asshole
you’re gonna leave me
you think you’re hot shit
you’re never going to love me
You have multiple tattoos.
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i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
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This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
*puts on horror movie*
fuck this im out
